Quote:Day 1: 12:00am-1:00am

This is a list of memorable quotes from Day 1 1200am-1:00am.


 * Jack Bauer: The following takes place between Midnight and 1:00am on the day of the California Presidential Primary. Events Occur in Real Time.


 * Kim Bauer: So, is "she" still giving you the cold shoulder?
 * Jack Bauer: If by "she," you're referring to your mother, I'd appreciate it if you referred to her by her name: Mom.


 * Jamey Farrell: How long is this going to take?
 * Nina Myers: Why? Are we interrupting your social life?
 * Jamey Farrell: At least I have one.
 * Nina Myers: Funny.


 * Jack Bauer: I was thinking, we should try and remember what it was like when we were kids, y'know?
 * Teri Bauer: It's a different... world now, Jack.


 * Richard Walsh: How you doing, Jack?
 * Jack Bauer: Can't complain.
 * Richard Walsh: Can't, or won't?


 * Jack Bauer: Nina, you can look the other way once and it's no big deal. Except it makes it easier for you to compromise the next time and pretty soon, that's all you're doing is compromising because that's how you think things are done. You know the guys I blew the whistle on? You think they were the bad guys? 'Cause they weren't. They weren't bad guys. They were just like you and me. Except they compromised once.


 * Teri Bauer: I found three joints in her desk.
 * Jack Bauer: Terrific.


 * Jack Bauer: I got her password.
 * Teri Bauer: What is it?
 * Jack Bauer: LIFESUCKS, one word.
 * Teri Bauer: Perfect.


 * Tony Almeida: I don't know, Jack. If we start screening Palmer, they might think we're investigating him because he's black.
 * Jack Bauer: That's because we are investigating him because he's black. That makes him the most likely target.


 * Nina Myers: You're lying.
 * Jack Bauer: Yes, but you're still going to have to trust me.


 * Nina Myers: One of these days, you're going to ask for too much, Jack.
 * Jack Bauer: Yeah, I'm afraid today might be that day.


 * George Mason: Yeah, Jack, I'm talking to my boss. Right, you stupid chump.


 * Richard Walsh: Don't trust anyone...not even your own people. We've got to find the shooter Jack...whatever it takes.