Quote:Chloe O'Brian

Day 3
Memorable quotes from Day 3.


 * Chase Edmunds: How'd she take the news?
 * Chloe O'Brian: Gosh, Chase, I think she was kind of pissed!

Day 4
Memorable quotes from Day 4.


 * Edgar Stiles: You're the best analyst we've got.
 * Chloe O'Brian: I know.


 * Nabilla Al-Jamil: Don't you have a gun?
 * Chloe O'Brian: I work with computers!


 * Chloe O'Brian: What about the Defense Department meeting that's in a half hour?
 * Erin Driscoll: Who's Secretary Heller sending?
 * Chloe O'Brian: Jack Bauer.
 * Erin Driscoll: Jack? Are you sure?
 * Chloe O'Brian: Yeah, he hasn’t been back...well, since you fired him.


 * Chloe O'Brian: You know, you're really transparent, Sarah. Stop trying to be Driscoll's pet. She doesn't like it.


 * Chloe O'Brian: I'm more insulted that you thought I wouldn't notice than by the fact that you were spying on me.
 * Sarah Gavin: Driscoll ordered me to do it.
 * Chloe O'Brian: Next time do it right. Use a Newman filter so the subject doesn't see red lights flashing everywhere. Amateur.


 * Edgar Stiles: I'm really sorry this happened.
 * Chloe O'Brian: Don’t worry, Edgar. I didn't use names. Driscoll doesn't know you were helping me.
 * Edgar Stiles: She doesn't?
 * Chloe O'Brian: I'm the one who got you into this. I'm not gonna sell you out.
 * Edgar Stiles: Thank you.
 * Chloe O'Brian: You're a geek, Edgar, but you're a good guy. Stay that way.
 * Edgar Stiles: I don't really have a choice.
 * Chloe O'Brian: I guess not. Good luck today. You're gonna need it.

Day 5
Memorable quotes from Day 5.


 * Miles Papazian: Chloe O'Brian?
 * Chloe O'Brian: Who are you?
 * Miles Papazian: Homeland Security.
 * Chloe O'Brian: I asked your name, not who you work for.


 * Edgar Stiles: Why didn't you tell me Jack was alive?
 * Chloe O'Brian: Oh, come on, it's called national security!


 * Chloe O'Brian: (to Edgar Stiles) Since when do you say "not now"?


 * Kim Bauer: So how have you been doing?
 * Chloe O'Brian: This morning I woke up with a guy in my bed that I doubt I'm ever going to see again...and one of my best friends just died in front of me. So I guess not that great.


 * Chloe O'Brian: Relax, he's really good at this. (as Jack strangles an FBI officer and Derek Huxley looks on)


 * Spenser Wolff: I don't care if you are my boss, or if you regret sleeping with me last night. Nobody talks to me like that.
 * Chloe O'Brian: Really? I just did.


 * Chloe O'Brian: Haven't you ever taken a psychology class? People keep secrets.


 * Chloe O'Brian: Fine. When all this is over, we'll sit over chamomile tea and I'll tell you all my secrets, okay?


 * Edgar Stiles: I just want you to know you did the right thing.
 * Chloe O'Brian: Shut up!


 * Kim Bauer: Barry thinks I should let that go.
 * Chloe O'Brian: Yeah, well, shrinks are always giving advice that they probably don't follow themselves.


 * Chloe O'Brian: I was unfairly harsh to you a few minutes ago, I didn't mean anything.
 * Spenser Wolff: All right. Apology accepted.
 * Chloe O'Brian: It wasn't really an apology, it was more of an observation.


 * Barry Landes: Listen, we're in a crisis situation here, okay? Tempers are bound to flare, let's just everybody breathe.
 * Chloe O'Brian: What's with you and the breathing? Is that your solution to everything?


 * Bill Buchanan: You've managed to rack up 4 protocol violations.
 * Chloe O'Brian: Well, it's a lot worse than that if you count agency dot codes. It's more like 26 violations. Do you want me to figure out whose face that is? Or I could just go wait in holding.


 * Chloe O'Brian: (after discovering DHS had found Audrey) Crap!


 * Miles Papazian: What were you doing?
 * Chloe O'Brian: (Exiting the bathroom) Do I have to write you a report?


 * Shari Rothenberg: Chloe, do you have a minute?
 * Chloe O'Brian: No.


 * Chloe O'Brian: If we're going to do extensive satellite tracking, I need more than my laptop. I'm going to have to network onto your computer, even though it's kind of pathetic, and I need you to get that screen to work for me.
 * Bill Buchanan: Alright.
 * Chloe O'Brian: I hope you don't mind me bossing you around, but technically, I don't work for you anymore.
 * Bill Buchanan: It's alright, Chloe.
 * Chloe O'Brian: Good.


 * Chloe O'Brian: Miles? I don't think you're as big of a jerk as you like to pretend you are.


 * Bill Buchannan: I don't think Morris was on the government payroll anymore.
 * Chloe O'Brian: He's not.
 * Bill Buchannan: Then what's he doing?
 * Chloe O'Brian: He's selling women's shoes in Beverly Hills.

Sort Me

 * Chloe O'Brian: (over the phone) Jack, I know this isn't protocol - please don't hang up!


 * Tony Almeida: There's a program for that?
 * Chloe O'Brian: No, so I wrote one for it.


 * Chloe O'Brian: I was inappropriately blunt. Sorry - I do that a lot.


 * Chloe O'Brian: If CTU has Jack, it's all my fault!