User:BauerPhillip24

I'm Phillip and I enjoy adding images of Jack's weapons, as well as American military, CTU, FBI, Customs, and Secret Service personnel.

About me
Massive 24 fan and love this wiki. Most of my edits are including pics on military/CTU/FBI personnel and Jack's weapons. I live in a secure, undisclosed location guarded by Mark DeSalvo.

Me and 24
I first saw 24 as the last couple of episodes of Season 8 on Hulu.Since then, I've seen the first two seasons. Best show ever.A military history buff and special operations forces enthusiast, I was disappointed by the quality and quantity of pics on my favorite pages,as seen below. I don't know how to get screenshots, since I don't have Netflix Instant anymore, so most of my favorite pics are at imfdb.org/wiki/24.I didn't know crap about posting pics and the image policy, so I annoyed lots of professional editors, and they annoyed me.

My favorite pages

 * Customs and Border Protection
 * United States Marine Corps
 * Weapons used by Jack Bauer
 * Navy SEALs
 * Federal Bureau of Investigation
 * United States Secret Service
 * TAC team
 * Metropolitan Police Department of the District of Columbia
 * Delta Force
 * Delta-3

Favorite characters
He sure got a lot done from a yacht. He and Crimson Jihad sure got lots of stuff done in 24 hours. Pretty sharp guy, convincing arguments that put him at odds with David Palmer's rhetorical idealism Oh, yeah, that's what that guy's name was. All-around badass. Seems to be a conservative to most liberal critics of 24, but the show cleverly portrays him as a sort of gray area in that respect. Also, he has a badass voice, and plays Kiefer Sutherland in real life. Very sharp guy, excellent job defusing the Ferralgamo scandal as well as the "warmongers" in his Cabinet. He's just funny. Seemed like an obstructive, humorless bureaucrat in the beginning of Season 1, but that's not really true. Sharp, serious guy. Whispers "Yeah" and "Allright" a lot.
 * Max
 * Habib Marwan
 * Mike Novick
 * Jack Bauer.
 * David Palmer.
 * George Mason.
 * Aaron Pierce.
 * Tony Almeida

Least Favorite characters
She's just annoying, and always scheming...
 * Sherry Palmer

Non-belivable, annoying and unrealistic things about 24

 * I don't like how the show is so willing to portray the Russians and Chinese as bad guys but whenever some Middle Eastern country is implicated in terrorism, it is never given a name.But I suppose it is a pretty politically charged show to some people, so I guess the screenwriters don't want to inflame any sensitivities.
 * What kind of name is Kaukistan? Apparently, Bierko and his seperatists are from this country, which is a breeding ground for anti-Russian terrorists. Why couldn't the screenwriters stick with Chechnya? Would have made perfect sense...
 * Let's be honest, Counter Terrorist Unit is a pretty dumb, unrealistic name for a federal agency. 24 could have very easily just made Jack and all other CTU personnel FBI agents. It would have worked out nicely.
 * Season 5: US government implicated in terrorist attacks. WHY do they do this? To increase the value of their oil interests. Yeah, pretty realistic, right? I know some say that could happen, but I'm afraid I will have to label you a crazy conspiracy theorist.
 * Mitch Anderson. Yeah, so, apparently, some Turkish jihadists manage to convince an oath-bound American air force officer to shoot down Air Force One.Oh, well, that could happen in real life, right...?
 * Anderson flies a stealth bomber that can fire air-to-air missiles. Yeah, right.
 * Iran is the world's most active state sponsor of terrorism and enjoys sticking it to the Great Satan, America. It would have been pretty cool if the screenwriters could have come up with a plot in which Iran's tools (Revolutionary Guard, Quods Force, Hezbollah, or Hamas) try to attack America to be foiled by Jack Bauer.
 * 24 should have included the National Security Council's national coordinator for security, infrastructure protection, and counterterrorism, as well as a more active National Security Advisor.
 * What kind of name is Counter Terrorist Unit? No way any organization in America would have such a bland, simplistic name. In fact, Jack could easily have been an FBI agent; it would have been perfectly believable.
 * Sometimes, 24 has sloppy plots, 2D characters, over-the-top narrative and a feeling of going through the motions.By its eighth season, it got kind of more like science fiction than drama. How do Marwan's terrorists crack the codes of the nuclear football and almost nuke L.A.? Anyway, Jack solves these problems by crossing vast expanses of L.A., D.C., or New York in a few minutes, never having to shit, piss, eat, or drink. Also, the countless conspirators of 24 endlessly discuss their conspiracies, in specific language, over cell-phones! In the final two episodes of season 8, Jack kills five Russian bodyguards with single shots. Whenever they fire, they miss. Plus lots of shots were fired in a fancy hotel and the NYPD does nothing. Also, the UN Secretary General, at the treaty signing, says, "By signing, you commit your prospective countries to abide by the terms therein." In the U.S. treaties only acquire force once ratified by the Senate. The government employs traitors and moles exclusively—like a hiring requirement.
 * Terrorists always set up their HQs within a two-hour drive of CTU Headquarters.
 * Chloe's code-cracking technique:pressing ten keys.
 * And of course, when does anyone eat, drink, or go to the bathroom?People get around L.A., Washington D.C., and New York pretty quickly.

Anyway...thanks for listening to my whining, er, comments.

Imagine, if you will, that Jack is easily over-powered by a single bad guy, thrown down the stairs and cracks a rib. Sure, and a bears sh*ts in the bathroom and the ocean holds back New Orleans. jack might be immune to Kryptonyte, but he is a lame duck for 24's dumb-as* screen writers, who love to trip up his best-laid plans. "This guy's killed a sh*tload of people."-Captain Understatement on Jack Bauer Hey if you ever need a good laugh, go on YouTube and watch these


 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp19qiash2U
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9DijlVkIGA
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7u0TBUEu_w
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWItbIzAJTE
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b0RuFJZtGc
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIZKr4YU2hE
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV1GiStIXis
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trpNhoNgYiE

Or just go see these.


 * http://www.funny-joke-rating.com/jack-bauer-jokes.html
 * http://www.richardshawbrown.com/mysticarticles/jack-bauer.html
 * http://forum.ottawagolf.com/showthread.php?14455-Jack-Bauer-Jokes-a-la-Chuck-*Norris-but-Way-Funnier
 * http://fplanque.com/misc/soft-culture/jack-bauer-wasn-t-born-he-was-unleashed
 * http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?tophundred
 * http://www.jackbauerfacts.com/