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The following is a list of memorable quotes by Chloe O'Brian.

Day 3

Memorable quotes from Day 3.

  • Chase Edmunds: How'd she take the news?
  • Chloe O'Brian: Gosh, Chase, I think she was kinda pissed!


  • Tony Almeida: There's a program for that?
  • Chloe O'Brian: No, so I wrote one for it.


  • Chloe O'Brian: I can't tell you whose baby it is, and it's not because I'm some horrible, evil person! Just please don't start sticking needles into her!

Day 4

Memorable quotes from Day 4.

  • Chloe O'Brian: What about the Defense Department meeting that's in a half hour?
  • Erin Driscoll: Who's Secretary Heller sending?
  • Chloe O'Brian: Jack Bauer.
  • Erin Driscoll: Jack? Are you sure?
  • Chloe O'Brian: Yeah, he hasn’t been back...well, since you fired him.


  • Erin Driscoll: Has it occurred to you that we might be farther along if you trusted me half as much as you trust Jack Bauer?
  • Chloe O'Brian: You know what, Miss Driscoll? I'm really not in the mood to play the part of the scared student in the principal's office.


  • Chloe O'Brian: You know, you're really transparent, Sarah. Stop trying to be Driscoll's pet. She doesn't like it.


  • Chloe O'Brian: I'm more insulted that you thought I wouldn't notice than by the fact that you were spying on me.
  • Sarah Gavin: Driscoll ordered me to do it.
  • Chloe O'Brian: Next time do it right. Use a Newman filter so the subject doesn't see red lights flashing everywhere. Amateur.


  • Edgar Stiles: I'm really sorry this happened.
  • Chloe O'Brian: Don’t worry, Edgar. I didn't use names. Driscoll doesn't know you were helping me.
  • Edgar Stiles: She doesn't?
  • Chloe O'Brian: I'm the one who got you into this. I'm not gonna sell you out.
  • Edgar Stiles: Thank you.
  • Chloe O'Brian: You're a geek, Edgar, but you're a good guy. Stay that way.
  • Edgar Stiles: I don't really have a choice.
  • Chloe O'Brian: I guess not. Good luck today. You're gonna need it.


(in a deleted scene)

  • Chloe O'Brian: Michelle, I think you might like to know you're becoming unhinged, and that leads to errors.


  • Chloe O'Brian: They're field agents. They have guns. They don't need you to coddle them.


  • Edgar Stiles: Chloe, I know you're scared, and I'll make sure everything is covered on this end.
  • Chloe O'Brian: Why did they ask me to do this? I really hate it.
  • Edgar Stiles: When you were prepping, I asked Buchanan if I could go instead of you. He wouldn't let me. He said you were the best analyst we have. He's right.
  • Chloe O'Brian: (sighing) I know.


  • Nabilla Al-Jamil: Don't you have a gun?!
  • Chloe O'Brian: I work with computers!


  • Chloe O'Brian: That's gonna be weird.
  • Jack Bauer: What?
  • Chloe O'Brian: Talking to Audrey. I mean you had to do what you did, and her husband died...it's probably destroyed your relationship with her -
  • Jack Bauer: Chloe, please, just free up the server.
  • Chloe O'Brian: OK. ...Jack, I just want you to know that if you ever need anyone to talk to, as a friend, I'm here for you. Not now, but later. When things calm down.
  • Jack Bauer: ...Thanks.


  • Chloe O'Brian: (to Audrey Raines - While she was waiting for news of Paul Raines) I was inappropriately blunt. Sorry - I do that a lot.

Day 5

Memorable quotes from Day 5.

  • Chloe O'Brian: O'Brian.
  • Jack Bauer: I have a thumb drive that's going to help us find the sentox.
  • Chloe O'Brian: The decryption element kicked out a company called Omicron International.
  • Jack Bauer: Pull up the senior executive roster. See if a man named Christopher Henderson is on the list.
  • Chloe O'Brian: OK, here it is. Christopher Henderson, senior vice-president of research and development.
  • Jack Bauer: Send me the decrypted files over to my PDA.
  • Chloe O'Brian: That's going to be a little bit hard to do right now, Jack.


  • Chloe O'Brian: (over the phone) Jack, I know this isn't protocol - please don't hang up!


  • Miles Papazian: Chloe O'Brian?
  • Chloe O'Brian: Who are you?
  • Miles Papazian: Homeland Security.
  • Chloe O'Brian: I asked your name, not who you work for.


  • Edgar Stiles: Why didn't you tell me Jack was alive?
  • Chloe O'Brian: Oh, come on, it's called national security!


  • Chloe O'Brian: It's gonna be a bitch to hack into.


  • Chloe O'Brian: (to Edgar Stiles) Since when do you say "not now"?


  • Kim Bauer: So how have you been doing?
  • Chloe O'Brian: This morning I woke up with a guy in my bed that I doubt I'm ever going to see again...and one of my best friends just died in front of me. So I guess not that great.


  • Chloe O'Brian: Relax, he's really good at this. (as Jack strangles an FBI officer and Derek Huxley looks on)


  • Spenser Wolff: I don't care if you are my boss, or if you regret sleeping with me last night. Nobody talks to me like that.
  • Chloe O'Brian: Really? I just did.


  • Chloe O'Brian: Haven't you ever taken a psychology class? People keep secrets.


  • Chloe O'Brian: Fine. When all this is over, we'll sit over chamomile tea and I'll tell you all my secrets, okay?


  • Kim Bauer: Barry thinks I should let that go.
  • Chloe O'Brian: Yeah, well, shrinks are always giving advice that they probably don't follow themselves.


  • Chloe O'Brian: I was unfairly harsh to you a few minutes ago, I didn't mean anything.
  • Spenser Wolff: All right. Apology accepted.
  • Chloe O'Brian: It wasn't really an apology, it was more of an observation.


  • Barry Landes: Listen, we're in a crisis situation here, okay? Tempers are bound to flare, let's just everybody breathe.
  • Chloe O'Brian: What's with you and the breathing? Is that your solution to everything?


  • Bill Buchanan: You've managed to rack up 4 protocol violations.
  • Chloe O'Brian: Well, it's a lot worse than that if you count agency dot codes. It's more like 26 violations. Do you want me to figure out whose face that is? Or I could just go wait in holding.


  • Miles Papazian: What were you doing?
  • Chloe O'Brian: (Exiting the bathroom) Are you kidding? If you really want the details, I'll write you a report.


  • Shari Rothenberg: Chloe, do you have a minute?
  • Chloe O'Brian: No.


  • Chloe O'Brian: If CTU has Jack, it's all my fault!


  • Chloe O'Brian: If we're going to do extensive satellite tracking, I need more than my laptop. I'm going to have to network onto your computer, even though it's kind of pathetic, and I need you to get that screen to work for me.
  • Bill Buchanan: Alright.
  • Chloe O'Brian: I hope you don't mind me bossing you around, but technically, I don't work for you anymore.
  • Bill Buchanan: It's alright, Chloe.
  • Chloe O'Brian: Good.


  • Chloe O'Brian: Miles? I don't think you're as big of a jerk as you like to pretend you are.


  • Bill Buchanan: I don't think Morris was on the government payroll anymore.
  • Chloe O'Brian: He's not.
  • Bill Buchanan: Then what's he doing?
  • Chloe O'Brian: He's selling women's shoes in Beverly Hills.


  • Lynn McGill: We met at that memory management lecture?
  • Chloe O'Brian: If you say so.

Day 6

  • Bill Buchanan: Chloe, look at me.
  • Chloe O'Brian: I'd rather not, sir.


  • Chloe O'Brian: (to Bill Buchanan) Your wife... I mean Karen Hayes...


  • Chloe O'Brian: I fit in here fine, there's not reason why you can't.
  • Morris O'Brian: Except I'm not a pretty lady.
  • Chloe: What're you talking about?
  • Morris: You're a hottie.
  • Chloe: No I'm not.
  • Morris: Yes you are, deal with it. (touches her posterior)
  • Chloe: Morris we're at work!
  • Morris: So?
  • Chloe: It's... unprofessional.
  • Morris: Are you saying you don't like it?
  • Chloe: No I'm not saying that...


  • Chloe O'Brian: I realize you've had a bad day, but you're really starting to piss me off.


  • Chloe O'Brian: Leave me alone! There's no problem, the only problem is people like you bothering me when I'm trying to do my job!


  • Morris O'Brian: (after Chloe kissed him) What was that for?
  • Chloe O' Brian: Just checking your breath.


  • Chloe O'Brian: I'm sorry, I'm feeling ambivalent. I'm going to go.


  • Chloe O'Brian: Jack you know this could create an international situation, big time.


  • Morris O'Brian: Anything else?
  • Chloe O'Brian: Yeah, how about don't arm nuclear bombs for terrorists!


  • Chloe O'Brian: You know this is a nice moment, let's not ruin it by saying something stupid. Let's just go back to work.
  • Morris O'Brian: Okay.
  • Chloe O'Brian: Okay.
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